Dear Mavis,I'm compelled to write this letter in the hope that you may soon be getting better, I've got a feeling you should go and see a doctor. If you haven't then you know you really ought to. I was worried so I went to see the vicar, but before I could confess he first confessed to be a stripper. It was very strange to see him, so I thought I'd write and ask for your opinion. Should I grass on him? Report him to the Cardinal? Or whether I should egg him on to turn professional? If i dob on him they'll call him a sick scouser, but the only thing the stripper vicar wears is plastic trousers! Should we lie while he's still alive? Because when the vicar strips, he gets away with it!YoursJ.
Josh Thornton ● 6021d