Dog shit competition
Seeing as the light is starting to improve, I was thinking of holding a dog shit competition. If you can take a picture, so much the better. If not, just a really good description and location will do.Do do, in fact. I don't know about you but I've seen some corkers recently (do some people keep horses, instead of dogs?)You'll get points for combination poos. Ie. I saw five smeary shits in a row outside the care home next to Co-op on Horn Lane. or...I saw four clumps by the tree where Emmanuel Road meets Horn Lane. or even...I saw a minefield of dog shit in the narrow pavement section running from the road crossing by Harry's Cafe to the corner of Emmanuel Road and Horn Lane. These will all increase your chances of winning the competition, as will noting 'dog shit hot spots' where it's clear the owners actually think that particular place is a dog (or horse) toilet. So what are you waiting for? Get spotting!It's so easy to take part - just walk down a street in Acton!
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